Sienna's Not So Innocent Herself, Alias's Sydney Is Expecting, the Honeymoon's Over for WB Couple

Quote of the Day
"Why would a man want to be with me?"
--Nicole Kidman, to the Daily Mail, on being wary of men since her divorce

Sienna Has Her Own Secrets
Our days of feeling sorry for Jude Law's jilted fiancé, Sienna Miller, are officially over. Yesterday, photos of her canoodling with Orlando Bloom this past weekend surfaced. Now, Page Six reports that while Jude was "caring for" his children's nanny, SeeSee was making time with her ex, male model David Neville. "She would text message David all the time," her pal told the Post, "saying things like, 'I'm on the beach with Jude but I'm heartbroken, I miss you and I can't stop thinking about you… This feels wrong.'" Another thing keeping the former live-in lovers in contact? Nude photos of them were stolen from Neville's flat just as See's career was taking off. But that's not that big of a deal -- we saw most of what the actress has to offer in that area anyway when she went topless in Alfie. We wonder if this news will make Jude cease the round-the-clock flower deliveries.

Jennifer Garner: Preggers on the Tube Too
Ever since Jennifer Garner's belly started to swell, Alias fans have wondered if their favorite butt-kicking spy would be infanticipating as well. Yesterday, ABC's programming chief, Stephen McPherson, confirmed that Garner's pregnancy will be worked into the storyline. "We are going to embrace the fact that she's pregnant," he confirmed. The father of Syd's baby is fellow agent Michael Vaughn, who is played by Garner's real-life ex, Michael Vartan. (Only in Hollywood, kids!) In real life, Garner is expecting her first child with Ben Affleck around Christmas. The couple, who met while filming the 2003 film Daredevil, was married in June. Alias returns for a fifth season on September 29.

Honeymoon's Over for WB Stars
Add this one to the record books. The honeymoon is reportedly over for the genetically blessed One Tree Hill costars Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush, who tied the knot just three months ago. A source tells the New York Daily News's Lowdown column, "The marriage is all but done. They are separated, and she is going to file for divorce imminently." We think the writing was on the wall when, days after they said "I do," reports surfaced that Murray was haunting strip clubs nightly. He was also reportedly kissing a blonde days before his wedding. The good news? They beat Ali Landry and Mario Lopez, who split on their honeymoon, as well as Britney Spears and Jason Alexander, who were married for all of 48 hours.

Quick Hits

• Us Weekly reports that Brad and Angelina are officially cohabitating. Hopefully they'll take better care of their house than they did playing husband and wife in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. They blew that place to smithereens.
• There's officially a "sexiest" list for everything. American Idol's Carrie Underwood and Coldplay's Chris Martin have been voted the "World's Sexiest Vegetarians" in an online poll conducted by PETA. Pass the tofu.
• Sean Astin and his wife, Christine, welcomed their third child on Friday.
• Mindy McCready's overdose, which we told you about yesterday, was reportedly a suicide attempt.
• A lovesick Kenyan official offered Bill and Hillary Clinton a dowry of 20 cows and 40 goats for their daughter Chelsea's hand in marriage. "I love her," Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor told CNN yesterday. "I've not met her personally, but I've seen her through the media." Nice offer, but we have a feeling Chelsea will stick with her current beau -- and reported fiancé —- Ian Klaus. And Bill and Hillary will stick to buying their milk and cheese at the grocery store.

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