Marc Anthony High over J.Lo

We don't like to admit this, but Jennifer Lopez has a lot going for her -- the movies, music, clothing line, perfume and all the other crap she's pushing. But Jenny from the Block is lacking something huge: taste in men. And we've become a little concerned that her most recent mismatch, creepy hubby Marc Anthony, is so awestruck over scoring such a babe that he's crazy obsessed with her. Every time we see them together, he's always all flushed and sweaty. So hot, in fact, his shirt is always unbuttoned way too far, exposing a dusting of chest hair and a ton of tangled gold chains. And he's always staring deeply at her in a crazed, almost maniacal way, like he's singing Spanish love songs to her in his head. This photo really put us over the edge, though. It looks like he's going to lick her... or take a bite out of one of her big rosy cheeks. And she appears to be waving so frantically as if she's saying: Help! Get this creep away from me! J.Lo, listen to us, girl. If he gets too close, forget the mace. Hit him with a few squirts of Miami Glow. That should put him out of commission immediately. Then hurry back to hubby No. 2, Cris Judd. He seemed sweet.